Well, if you didn’t know there was a Pirate English you can find it on facebook. Scroll to the bottom of the facebook page, click on the language link and select English (Pirate).
A new world will unveil. For instance “What’s on your mind” becomes “What be troublin’ ye”, “Edit my Profile” becomes “Fix up Ye’ olde Vessel” and “Create a group” becomes “Fashion Yerself a Crew”. And many others.
Facebook gets my thumb-up for that! 🙂